Safewords for Editors Who Are Definitely Not Me
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Irregardless
Comprised of
Octopi
Could of
Begs the question
Disinterested, when I really mean “uninterested”
Literally, when I really mean “figuratively”
That, when I should have used “which” (only works if both participants are editors)
Donna Zuckerberg had to put in a fair amount of effort to include the word “rhinocerotes” in this bio, because her computer kept incorrectly changing it to “rhinoceroses”